Screwing With Translation

 Sorry, readers. None of the regular stuff is going up today. So instead, here is a sentence which I have translated to Japanese and then back to English several times. Online translators don't work properly, so every translation loses a piece of information. The yellow text below is not how I type.





Original sentence: The man sweated as he ran away from the wild boar, dodging in a very sketchy way between tree trunks. He was thrashing and screaming, generally making one hell of a racket.

Redo 1: He is a very rough way dodging between the tree trunk, as a man fled from the wild boar, sweated. He makes one hell of a racket in general, screaming, and thrashing.

Redo 2: The man fled from him like sweat boar is a very rough way to escape during the tree trunk. He was screaming, thrashing, will be one hell of a racket in general.

Redo 3: He boar sweat can not escape from between the tree trunk like a man ran a very rough way. He is one of the racket 地獄Nari generally thrashing, shouting.

Redo 4: During his escape from the trunk of the tree of sweat ran a very rough way the guy can not boar. He is generally one of the binary hell racket, shouting thrashing.

Redo 5: Man in the trunk of a tree to escape from the sweat ran wild boar is not very rough road. He was screaming thrashing is one hell of a racket in general binary.

Redo 6:  The man from the tree trunk with sweat running boar is a very rough road not escape. He was thrashing and screaming hell of a racket or a common binary format.

Redo 7: The man from the tree trunk with sweat running wild boar escapes are not very rough road. He was thrashing, screaming a hell of a racket and general binary format.

Redo 8: The man from the trunk of the tree that escaped boar sweat running in the road is not very rough. He cried a hell of a racket and general binary format, a thrashing.

Redo 9: Man from the trunk of the tree that escaped the sweat is running wild boar on the road is very rough in there. He cried a hell of a racket and general binary thrashing.

Redo 10: Man escapes from the tree trunk road running wild boar sweat is very rough there. He cried a hell of a racket and generally thrashing the binary.

Oh wonderful! So it's a happy ending, then?